I need UK 10 year gilt yields translated into play language. @grok can you map % yields on to “fucked” “proper fucked” “utterly fucked” and “time to buy tinned goods”

You can sit there and snarkily state “no one wants this”, as if your personal vibes speak for society, but when the actual field work is done space exploration remains objectively popular:

Rhiannon Whyte wasn’t just murdered by an asylum seeker. She was murdered by a system that idly waved him through the border and stashed him in the hotel where she worked. She was murdered by MPs who did nothing to fix things and by campaigners demanding open borders.